Taco Grande

Taco
 Grande
 Taco
 Grande
 Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado
 Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado
 Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno
 Y el chile relleno
 You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada
 That's right, I want the whole enchilada
 My only addiction has to do with a flour tortilla
 I need a quesadilla
 I love to stuff my face with tacos al carbón
 With my friends, or when I'm all alone
 Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero
 Un burrito ranchero
 So give me something spicy and hot, now
 Break out the menu, what you got, now?
 Oh, would you tell the waiter I'd like to have sour cream on the side
 You better make sure the beans are refried
 Taco
 Grande
 Taco
 Grande
 Well, there's not a taco big enough for a man like me
 That's why I order two or three
 Let me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip
 It's really good with bean dip
 I eat uno, dos, tres, cuatro burritos
 Pretty soon I can't fit in my Speedos
 Well, I hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas
 And a pitcher of margaritas
 Well, the combination plates all come with beans and rice
 The taquitos here are very nice
 Now I'm down on my knees, we need some extra tomatoes and cheese
 And could you make that separate checks, please?
 Taco
 Grande
 Taco
 Grande
 "Buenos noches, señor. bienvenido a Enrico's Casa de Salsa
 Tenemos muchos platos muy sabrosos
 Si puedo recomendar el ardiente pollo al infierno muy delicioso
 Sus ojos se quemarán, su estomago estará en fuego
 Se quedarán en el baño por una semana
 Entiendes lo que digo gringo estúpido tonto?"
 Well, the food is coming, I can hardly wait
 Now watch your fingers, careful hot plate!
 What you think you're doing with my chile con queso?
 Well, if you want some, just say so
 Oh boy, pico de gallo
 They sure don't make it like this in Ohio
 No gracias, yo quiero jalepeños, nada más
 You can toss away the hot sauce
 ¿Dónde están los nachos? Holy frijole!
 You better get me a bowl of guacamole
 ¿Y usted, Eugene? Why's your face turning green?
 Don't you like pinto bean?
 You want some more cinnamon crispas?
 If you don't, hasta la vista
 Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna
 You can finish it mañana
 Well, it's been a pleasure, I can't eat no more
 Señor, la cuenta, por favor
 If you ain't tried real Mexican cooking, well, you oughta
 Just don't drink the water
 Taco
 Grande
 Taco
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 Taco
 Grande