Syndicated Inc. (Parody of "Misery" by Soul Asylum)

My whole family
 Loves "Three's Company"
 See the reruns constantly
 There on my TV
 Syndicated Incorporated
 Well, I know what's on the tube
 I know just what too see
 Got my TV Guide with me
 "MASH" and "All In The Family"
 "The Munsters" and "Mayberry R.F.D."
 I will always be busy
 Watching my TV
 Oprah Winfrey talks to me
 Every day at three
 Then soon it'll be
 "Wheel" and "Jeopardy"
 Syndicated Incorporated
 Syndicated Incorporated
 Well, I'm in such ecstacy
 When I'm watchin' TV
 I'm a boob tube devotee
 Think I'm losin' my sanity
 I'm addicted to Regis & Kathy Lee
 Forever I will always be
 Glued to my TV
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 Love "The Partridge Family"
 And "Dynasty"
 And "Laverne & Shirley"
 And "Hard Copy"
 Syndicated Incorporated
 Syndicated Incorporated
 Syndicated Incorporated
 ("MASH" and "All In The Family") (I know just what too see)
 Syndicated Incorporated
 (I'm addicted to Regis & Kathy Lee) (I know what's on the tube)
 Syndicated Incorporated
 (Forever I will always be) (I know just what to see)
 Syndicated Incorporated
 (Watching my TV) (I know what's on the tube)
 Syndicated Incorporated
 (Think I'm losin' my sanity) (I know just what to see)
 Syndicated Incorporated