Such a Groovy Guy

I got my alligator boots
 I wear my pants skin tight
 I wear my dark sunglasses
 In the middle of the night
 And when I look in the mirror
 I'm a such an awesome sight
 It makes me wanna kneel down and pray
 I'm so adorable and charming
 I'm sure that you can see
 And everyone's always trying
 To hang around with me
 They tell me I'm the greatest
 And it's hard to disagree
 'Cause I'm so perfect in every way
 And I'm so cute, I can hardly stand it
 And I'm so handsome honey, I could just die
 I know you'll never be as wonderful as me
 But at least you can try
 'Cause I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
 Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
 I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
 Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
 Baby, are you in the mood
 For a little romance?
 Well, for starters, I can pour
 Some chocolate pudding down your pants
 And then attach electrodes
 To your brain and watch you dance
 Oh, golly wouldn't that be fun?
 Oh, and then I might decide
 To tie you up with dental floss
 I'll make you wear a harness
 And I'll show you who's the boss
 Of course, if you refuse
 Well honey, it's your loss
 I mean, I don't do this with just anyone
 So baby, how can you say it's all over?
 So how can you tell me goodbye?
 So now you tell me that you're leaving me for good
 And all I wanna know is why?
 I mean, after all
 I'm really such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
 Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
 I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
 Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
 I mean you could do worse!
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 I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
 Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
 I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
 I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
 I'm such a groovy guy
 Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
 I'm such a groovy guy
 Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
 Such a groovy guy
 Such a groovy guy
 Such a groovy guy
 Such a groovy guy
 Such a groovy guy
 Such a groovy guy
 Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
 Such a groovy guy
 Such a groovy guy
 I'm such a groovy guy
 Such a groovy guy, woo!