Stuck In a Closet With Vanna White

Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams
 Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means
 First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear
 Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air
 My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare
 Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere
 Now Doctor, wait a minute, you ain't heard nothin' yet
 Next comes the part that I won't ever forget
 Now I'm bein' followed by these Russian spies
 They give me some velcro, and an order of fries
 Suddenly I'm bowling on the Starship Enterprise
 I fall down a hole and that's when I realize
 I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
 I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
 Night after night after night after night
 All right!
 Doctor, won't you tell me, am I going insane
 Was it something I ate or something wrong with my brain
 See, I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur
 Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor
 Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door
 And I'm back in the very same place I was before
 Now I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
 I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
 Night after night after night after night
 And I can't bust out and I can't break free
 And it's gettin' just a little too stuffy here for me
 And I can't go home and I can't get loose
 And I try to escape but it's just no use
 And I can't ever leave and I can't ever win
 And we're runnin' outta air and the walls are closin' in
 And I can't go back and I can't get through
 But Vanna since you're here, why don't you let me buy a vowel from you
 Come on Vanna, come on!
 Ow, buhhh
 Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again
 That's right, I even wake up screaming now and then
 See, I'm coming home from work but I forgot my address
 I'm half an hour late for my algebra test
 Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest
 And I'm falling and falling and I guess you know the rest
 I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
 I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
 Night after night after night after night
 I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
 Stuck in a closet with Vanna White
 N-n-n-night after night after night night night
 Then I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White (ya-ya ya-ya, ya-ya, ya, ya-ya)
 I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
 Night after night after night after night
 I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White (ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya)
 I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White