Spatula City

There's just one place to go for all your spatula needs
 Spatula City
 Spatula City
 A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion
 Thousands to choose from in every shape, size, and color
 And because we eliminate the middle man, we can sell all our spatulas factory direct to you
 Where do you go when you want to buy name brand spatulas at a fraction of retail cost?
 Spatula City
 Spatula City
 And this weekend only, take advantage of our special liquidation sale
 Buy nine spatulas, get the tenth one for just one penny
 Don't forget, they make great Christmas presents
 And what better way to say "I love you" than with the gift of a spatula?
 Spatula City
 Spatula City
 Hello, this is Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City.
 I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company.
 Spatula City - seven locations; we're in the yellow pages under "spatulas".
 My, where did you get that lovely spatula?
 Spatula City: We sell spatulas, and that's all