Spam

Spam in the place where I live (ham and pork)
 Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)
 Spam in my lunchbox at work (it's the best)
 Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it at all
 If you're running low, go to the store
 Carry some money to help you buy more
 The tab is there to open the can
 The can is there to hold in the spam
 Oh, spam on the table at home (ham and pork)
 Think about selection, are there different flavors now (let's eat)
 Spam in my office at work (it's the best)
 Think about the stuff it's made from, wonder if it's some kind of meat
 If you need a spoon, keep one around
 Carry a thermose to help wash it down
 Now, if there's some left, don't just throw it out
 Use it for spackle or bathroom grout, now
 Spam in my pantry at home (have some more)
 Think of expiration, better read the label (oh boy)
 Spam breakfast, dinner, or lunch (it's the best)
 Think about how it's been pre-cooked, wonder if I'll just eat it cold
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 Now, once you start in, you can't put it down
 Don't leave it sitting or it'll turn brown
 The key is going to open the tin
 The tin is there to keep the spam in
 Oh, spam (spam)
 Ham and pork
 Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)
 Spam (spam)
 It's the best
 Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it
 Spam in the place where I live (have some more)
 Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie now (let's eat)
 Spam in the place where I work (you're obsessed)
 Think about the way it's processed, wonder if it's some kind of meat
 Spam in the back of my car (ham and pork)
 Spam any place that you are (ham and pork)
 Spam any place that you are (ham and pork)
 Spam any place that you are (ham and pork)