Since You've Been Gone

Since you've been gone
 Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil
 Since you've been gone (Since you've been gone)
 If like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil
 Oh well, I'm feelin like I stuck my hand
 Inside a blender and turned it on
 You know, I've been in a buttload of pain
 Since you've been gone
 (Well, since you been gone)
 (Since you've been gone)
 I couldn't feel any worse if you dropped
 A two ton bowling ball on my toes
 (Since you've been gone)
 It couldn't hurt any more if you shoved
 A red-hot cactus up my nose
 Since you've been gone
 Well, it feels like I'm getting tetnus shots every day
 (Shots every day)
 Since you've been gone
 It's like I've got an ice cream headache that won't go away
 (Won't go away)
 Ever since the day you left me
 I've been so miserable, my dear
 I feel almost as bad as I did
 When you were still here