She Drives Like Crazy

Where'd you learn how to steer?
 You do eighty in second gear
 When you drive, I can't relax
 Got your license from Cracker Jacks
 You just hit another tree
 These fender benders are killin' me
 She drives like crazy
 Like no one else
 She drives like crazy
 And I'm afraid for myself
 They'll put you behind bars
 We're not playin' bumper cars
 Did a great figure eight
 In the middle of the interstate
 Tires squeel wherever we go
 Even hitchhikers just say no
 She drives like crazy
 Her car's a mess
 She drives like crazy
 She's got a death wish I guess
 She's a demon
 Behind the wheel
 Thinks she's drivin'
 The Batmobile
 Burnin' rubber in school zones
 Runnin' over the traffic cones
 Passin' semi-s on the right
 Now my knuckles are turnin' white
 She drives like crazy
 She'll break our necks
 She drives like crazy
 She always gets into wrecks
 She drives like crazy
 Like no one else
 She drives like crazy
 Now I'm afraid for myself
 She drives like crazy
 Like no one else