Pretty Fly for a Rabbi (Parody of "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)" by Offspring)

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 (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
 (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
 (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
 And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi
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 Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho
 Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past
 But most of'em were nudniks and none of'em would last
 But ournew guy's real kosher, I think he'll do the trick
 I tell ya, he's to die for, he really knows his shtick
 So how's by you? Have you seen this Jew?
 Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too
 Working' like a dog at the synagogue
 He's there all day, he's there all day
 Just say "Vay is mir!", and he'll kick into gear
 He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer
 Just grab your yarmulka and
 Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!
 (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
 (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
 (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
 And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly (for a rabbi)
 He shops at discount stores, not just any will suffice
 He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price
 He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel
 But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal!
 People used to scoff, now they say Mazel tov!
 He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off
 Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul
 What's not to like? What's not to like?
 Oh high holy days, you know he prays and prays
 And he never eats pastrami on white break with mayonnaise
 Put on your yarmulka and
 Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!
 When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss
 He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss
 They say he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quite hip
 The parnets pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip!
 (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
 (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
 (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
 Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho
 He's doin' well, I gotta kvell
 The yentas love him, even shicksas think he's swell
 Show up at his home, he says, Shalom!
 And Have some cake, you want some cake?
 Yeah he calls the shots, we really love him lots
 Oy gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz!
 So grab your yarmulka
 The one you got for Chanukah
 Let's put on our yarmulkas and
 Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!