Phony Calls (Parody of "Waterfalls" by TLC)

Mom and dad are going out for the evening
 And you're stuck inside the house all alone
 That's when you decide it might be fun to harrass someone
 Dial a random number up on your telephone
 You ask if their refrigerator is running
 Then you tell them they should go out and catch it
 Buddy, if they ever figured out where you were calling them from
 They'd come and bust your head right in with a ratchet
 Listen to me
 Don't go making phony calls
 Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to
 I know that you think it's funny driving folks right up the wall
 But it's really getting old fast
 Little Melvin has a natural obsession
 Asking for Prince Albert in a can
 He gets a kick each time he makes a collect call
 To some guy he doesn't know who lives in Japan (何でこの手前誰だよお前)
 He's calling strangers up at three in the morning
 Gives them pizza pie delivery at four
 He won't be laughing when they're tracin his line
 One day the phone police will be there at his door
 Yo, hear me
 Don't go making phony calls
 Only dial the seven-digit numbers you're used to
 Swear someday I'm gonna yank that phone cord right out from the wall
 How long is this phase gonna last?
 Come on
 Moe's Tavern, where the elite meet to drink.
 Uh, yeah, hello, is Mike there? Last name, Rotch
 Hold on, I'll check, Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch!
 Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
 Listen to me, you little puke!
 One of these days I'm gonna catch you
 And I'm gonna carve my name on your back with an icepick! (ha-ha-ha-ha)
 Don't go making phony calls
 Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to
 You went through the New York City phone book and prank-called them all
 Hope that you grow out of this fast
 Grow out of this fast
 Don't go making phony calls
 Only dial the seven-digit numbers you're used to
 Bet you think it's funny when you are driving folks right up the wall
 But you are just a pain in the