Midnight Star

I was waiting in the express lane
 With my twelve items or less
 At the checkout counter at the local grocery store
 I was only passin' by
 But a paper caught my eye
 And I learned a few things
 I never knew before
 It said
 Your pet may be an extra-terrestrial
 It said The ghost of Elvis is living in my den
 You can learn to cope with stress
 And you can beat the IRS
 And the Incredible Frog Boy is on the loose again
 Ohhh Midnight Star
 It's in the weekly Midnight Star
 Aliens from outer space are sleeping in my car
 Midnight Star, I wanna know, I wanna know!
 Eat jelly doughnuts and lose twenty pounds a day
 Hear the story of the man born without a head
 And top psychics all agree
 That the telephone company
 Will have a brand new service that lets you talk to the dead
 Ohhh Midnight Star
 You can believe it if you read it in the weekly Midnight Star
 They're keeping Hitler's brain alive inside a jar
 Midnight Star, I wanna know, I wanna know!
 (Tell me tell me tell me how to make my bust line grow)
 Midnight Star I wanna know
 Ohhh Midnight Star
 Well don't ya know that I read it, I read it in the weekly Midnight Star?
 The UFOs have landed, and we'll tell you where they are
 Midnight Star I wanna know I wanna know
 Ohhh Midnight Star
 Well, you can read all about it in the weekly Midnight Star
 You can use your ESP to learn to play guitar
 I wanna know I wanna know
 (Ahhh Midnight Star)
 I wanna know I wanna know
 (Ahhh Midnight Star)
 I wanna know I wanna know
 (Ahhh Midnight Star)
 I wanna know I wanna know
 (Ahhh Midnight Star)
 Enquiring minds like mine wanna know
 (You can read it you can read it you can read it in the Midnight Star)
 I wanna know I wanna know
 (You can read it you can read it you can read it in the Midnight Star)
 I wanna know I wanna know
 (You can read it you can read it you can read it in the Midnight Star)
 I wanna know I wanna know
 (You can read it you can read it you can read it in the Midnight Star)
 I wanna know I wanna know
 (You can read it you can read it you can read it in the Midnight Star)
 I wanna know I wanna know
 (You can read it you can read it you can read it in the Midnight Star)
 I wanna know I wanna know
 (You can read it you can read it you can read it in the Midnight Star)