Living With a Hernia

Ow
 Help me out, dig!
 All I do is grunt and groan
 Hurts me to walk anywhere
 Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones
 He took my trousers off, told me to cough
 Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss
 He tells me any day I might have to wear a truss (woo!)
 Living with a hernia (ow!)
 All the time, such aggravation
 Living with a hernia
 Gonna be my ruination
 Living with a hernia
 Got to have an operation
 Feel so old
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 Too much bad pain
 Good God, drives me insane
 Can't run, barely crawl
 Got a bulge in my intestinal wall
 Walk real funny, bless my soul
 Can't play tennis and it's hard to bowl
 You can't even do the splits now
 Say it
 Better call it quits now
 Now I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow
 Living with a hernia
 Hurts me bad in a tender location
 Living with a hernia
 Had enough humiliation
 Living with a hernia (Yow!)
 Got to have an operation
 I live with a hernia
 Can't get up, can't bend over
 Now I live with a hernia
 Wait a minute
 You may not be familiar with the common types
 Of hernias that you could get
 So just settle down, let me clue you in
 There's incomplete (incomplete)
 Epigastric (epigastric)
 Bladder (bladder)
 Strangulated (strangulated)
 Lumbar hernia (lumbar hernia)
 Richter's hernia (richter's hernia)
 Obstructed (obstructed)
 Inguinal and direct
 Living with a hernia
 Rupture!
 I said it's causin' me such irritation
 Living with a hernia
 Have to have my medication
 Living with a hernia
 I feel bad!