Livin' In the Fridge

There's somethin' weird in the fridge today
 I don't know what it is
 Food I can't recognize
 My roommate won't throw a thing away
 I guess it's probably his
 It looks like it's alive
 And livin' in the fridge
 Livin' in the fridge
 Livin' in the fridge
 Livin' in the fridge
 There's somethin' gross in the fridge today
 It's green and growin' hair
 It's been there since July
 If you can name the object
 In that baggie over there
 Then mister, you're a better man than I
 It's livin' in the fridge
 You can't stop the mold from growin'
 Livin' in the fridge
 Can't tell what it is at all
 Livin' in the fridge
 You can't stop the mold from growin'
 Livin' in the fridge
 Tell me, do you think it should be carbon-dated
 Fumigated or cremated and buried at sea?
 You try to save a little bit of your home cookin'
 Couple weeks later, got a scary-lookin' specimen
 It always happens, my friend
 Again & again & again & again
 Somethin' stinks in the fridge today
 And it's been rottin' there all week
 It could be liver cake or woolly mammoth steak
 Well, maybe I should another peek
 Livin' in the fridge
 (You can't stop the mold from growin')
 Livin' in the fridge
 (Can't tell what it is at all)
 Livin' in the fridge
 (You can't stop the mold from growin')
 Livin' in the fridge
 Livin' in the fridge
 (Don't know what it is, don't know what it is)
 Livin' in the fridge
 (Don't know what it is, don't know what it is)
 Livin' in the fridge
 Don't know what it is at all
 Livin' in the fridge, yeah