Like a Surgeon

I finally made it through med school
 Somehow I made it through
 I'm just an intern
 I still make a mistake or two
 I was last in my class
 Barely passed at the institute
 Now I'm trying to avoid, yeah, I'm trying to avoid
 A malpractice suit
 Hey, like a surgeon
 Cuttin' for the very first time
 Like a surgeon
 Organ transplants are my line
 Better give me all your gauze, nurse
 This patient's fading fast
 Complications have set in
 Don't know how long he'll last
 Let me see that I.V.
 Here we go, time to operate
 I'll pull his insides out
 Pull his insides out
 And see what he ate
 Like a surgeon, hey
 Cuttin' for the very first time
 Like a surgeon
 Here's a waiver for you to sign
 Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
 Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
 Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
 It's a fact, I'm a quack
 The disgrace of the A.M.A.
 'Cause my patients die
 Yeah, my patients die
 Before they can pay
 Like a surgeon, hey
 Cuttin' for the very first time
 Like a surgeon
 Got your kidneys on my mind
 Like a surgeon, ooh, like a surgeon
 When I reach inside
 With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors
 Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
 Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
 Ooh, baby
 Yeah
 I can hear your heartbeat
 For the very last time