If That Isn't Love

Ooh yeah
 Oh
 
 I'm your shelter from the storm
 You'll know I'll always have your back
 I'll even let you warm your freezing hands inside my butt crack
 I never get out my leaf blower when Oprah is on
 And when you're telling me about your feelings I try not to yawn
 And when we're at parties I don't talk about your spastic bladder
 When you're cleaning the gutters on the roof I hold the ladder
 And if that isn't love
 If that isn't love
 If that isn't love
 I don't know what love is
 Nanananananana nanananano i guess i don't know
 Nanananananana
 Ahhhh listen now
 There's a microscopic bit of milk left in the refrigerator
 I coulda finished it off but i quit in case you want a tiny little sip for later
 And if you cut the cheese then maybe i'll wink and say the dog's to blame
 And i'll make sure to call you baby everytime i forget your name
 I'll even tell you girl when you start looking fat
 'Cuz all your so-called friends will probably neglect to mention that
 And if that isn't love
 If that isn't love
 If that isn't love
 I don't know what love is
 Nanananananana nananana well then I don't know
 Nananannananna
 Oh no
 Even though you make me sit through Mamma Mia!
 Well I still adore you
 I'll kiss you even if you have omelettes for breakfast
 And i can't stand omelettes
 After I take a bath
 If its still warm i'll leave the water in there for you
 I'll give you my word
 You're so beautiful you make a glorious sunset look like a big fat turd
 Everytime I see you trying to lift some really heavy thing
 You can always count on me to help by saying something encouraging
 If you get drunk and pass out i'll never sharpie up your face
 And I don't wipe my nose on your couch even though that's a super convenient place
 I totally support every idiotic thing you do
 And i almost never pretend you're someone else when i'm making out with you
 And if that isn't love
 If that isn't love
 If that isn't love
 I don't know what love is
 Nanananananana no i don't know what love is
 Nanananananana well I don't know what love is
 Nanananananana I don't know what love is