I Think I'm a Clone Now

Isn't it strange?
 Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror
 What would people say
 If only they knew that I was
 Part of some geneticist's plan (plan-plan-plan)
 Born to be a carbon copy man (man-man-man)
 There in a petri dish late one night
 They took a donor's body cell and fertilized a human egg and so I say
 I think I'm a clone now
 There's always two of me just a-hangin' around
 I think I'm a clone now
 'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
 Look at the way
 We go out walking close together
 I guess you could say
 I'm really beside myself
 I still remember how it began (gan-gan-gan)
 They produced a carbon copy man (man-man-man)
 Born in a science lab late one night
 Without a mother or a father, just a test tube and a womb with a view
 I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
 There's always two of me just a-hangin' around
 I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
 'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
 I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
 And I can stay at home while I'm out of town
 I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
 'Cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down
 Signing autographs for my fans
 Come and meet the carbon copy man
 Livin' in stereo, it's all right
 Well I can be my own best friend and I can send myself for pizza so I say
 I think I'm a clone now
 Another one of me's always hangin' around
 I think I'm a clone now
 'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
 I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
 I've been on Oprah Winfrey - I'm world renowned
 I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
 And every pair of genes is a hand-me-down
 I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
 That's my genetic twin always hangin' around
 I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
 'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
 I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)