I Remember Larry

Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door
 Well, he always was the neighborhood clown
 Like the time he pulled my pants off
 And he took those color pictures
 And posted copies all over town
 Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn
 Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight till dawn
 What a crazy kid larry was, always foolin' around
 Boy, what a joker
 What a funny, funny guy
 I'll never forget about Larry
 No matter how I try
 Say, do you remember when I lost all my hair
 'Cause Lar' gave me that Nair shampoo
 And hey, how 'bout the day he put Ben Gay inside my jockstrap
 And filled my toothpaste tube up glue
 All those wedgies he gave
 All those shoestrings he tied
 All those brownies he made with the ex-lax inside
 Oh, Lar', I swear, it was a laugh a minute with you
 Boy, what a joker
 What a funny, funny guy
 I'll never forget about Larry
 No matter how I try
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 You know I couldn't help but laugh
 Even though he treated me like slime
 Remember when he cut my car in half?
 Well, he really got me good that time
 Say, do you remember when I broke in Larry's house
 Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag
 Then I dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forest
 And stuffed him in a big plastic bag
 If the cops ever find him, who knows what they'd say
 But I'm sure if ol' Lar' were still with us today
 He would have to agree with me
 It was a pretty good gag
 Boy, what a joker
 What a funny, funny guy
 I'll never forget about Larry
 No matter how I try
 Boy, what a joker
 What a funny, funny guy
 I'll never forget about Larry
 No matter how I try
 No matter how I try