I Lost On Jeopardy

Oh...
 I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV
 Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D
 I was tense, I was nervous
 I guess it just wasn't my night
 Art Fleming gave the answers
 Oh, but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight
 I lost on Jeopardy
 Baby
 (Oooh)
 I lost on Jeopardy
 Baby
 (Oooh)
 Well I knew I was in trouble now
 My hope of winning sank
 'Cause I got the Daily Double now
 And then my mind went blank
 I took Potpourri for one hundred
 And then my head started to spin
 Well, I'm givin' up. Don Pardo
 Just tell me now what I didn't win
 Yeah, yeah
 I lost on Jeopardy
 Baby
 (Oooh)
 I lost on Jeopardy
 Baby
 (Oooh)
 That's right Al--you lost! And let me tell what you didn't win: a twenty
 Volume set of the Encyclopedia International, a case of Turtle Wax, and a
 Year's supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat. But that's not all!
 You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people!
 And you brought shame and disgrace on your family name for generations to come!
 You don't get to come back tomorrow! You don't even get a lousy copy of your
 Home game! You're a complete loser!
 Don't know what I was thinkin' of
 I guess I just wasn't too bright
 Well, I sure hope I do better
 Next weekend on The Price Is Right-ight-ight
 I lost on Jeopardy
 Baby
 (Oooh)
 I lost on Jeopardy
 Baby
 (Oooh)
 I lost on Jeopardy
 Baby...