I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead

I don't care about your karma
 I don't care about what's hip
 No space cadet's gonna tell me what to do
 I won't swim in your jacuzzi
 You can't make me settle down
 I'd rather kick and jump and bite and scratch
 And scream until I'm blue
 I may as well be hyper
 As long as I'm still around
 'Cause I'll have lots of time to be laid back
 When I'm six feet underground
 I'll be mellow when I'm dead
 I'll be mellow when I'm dead, I'll be mellow when I'm dead
 I'll be mellow when I'm dead
 I'll be mellow when I'm dead, I'll be mellow when I'm dead
 When are you, cosmic cowboys
 Gonna get it through your head?
 I'll be mellow when I'm dead
 I'll be mellow when I'm dead, I'll be mellow when I'm dead
 I can't stand the smell of incense
 I don't really like to jog
 No Joni Mitchell eight-tracks in my car (ooh)
 I hate anything organic
 Even health food makes me sick
 You won't catch me sipping Perrier down in some sushi bar
 I tell you, now's the time to go for
 All the gusto you can grab
 You'll have plenty of time to be low key
 When you're laid out on the slab
 I'll be mellow when I'm dead
 I'll be mellow when I'm dead, I'll be mellow when I'm dead
 I'll be mellow when I'm dead
 I'll be mellow when I'm dead, I'll be mellow when I'm dead
 When are you, cosmic cowboys
 Gonna get it through your head?
 I'll be mellow when I'm dead
 I'll be mellow when I'm dead, I'll be mellow when I'm dead
 I'll be mellow when I'm dead
 I'll be mellow when I'm dead, I'll be mellow when I'm dead
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 I don't want no part of that vegetarian scene
 I won't buy me a pair of designer jeans
 No redwood hot tub to my name
 I got all that I want
 And if it's all the same to you
 I don't need a course in self-awareness
 To find out who I am
 And I'd rather have a Big Mac or a Jumbo Jack
 Than all the bean sprouts in Japan (wow)
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 So don't ask me what I'm into
 I don't need to prove I'm cool
 I'll break your arm if you ask me what's my sign
 I won't tell you where my head's at
 I don't need to see no shrink
 Psychosis may be in this year
 But I'm really not that kind
 And I'm in no hurry to be casual
 In fact, I think I'll wait
 Until I'm pushing up the daisies
 (Like, wow, man, can you relate?)
 I'll be mellow when I'm dead
 I'll be mellow when I'm dead, I'll be mellow when I'm dead
 I'll be mellow when I'm dead
 I'll be mellow when I'm dead, I'll be mellow when I'm dead (mellow when I'm dead)
 I'll be mellow when I'm dead
 I'll be mellow when I'm dead, I'll be mellow when I'm dead
 I'll be mellow when I'm dead
 I'll be mellow when I'm dead, I'll be mellow when I'm dead (wow)