Here's Johnny

Here's Johnny
 There he goes, he drives me crazy
 When he says...(Hee-eere's Johnny!)
 That's his job, it's so amazing
 All he says is...(Hee-eere's Johnny!)
 I never miss a moment when he's on the tube
 His being there has made my life worth living
 The chills run down my spine
 Each time he says that line
 "Here's Johnny!" He says, and laughs in his special way
 "...Johnny!" he says, you know I love him
 "Here's Johnny!" he says, and "second fiddle" is his game
 Ed McMahon's his name... all right
 Dressed so fine, he's such a cool dude
 Hear him say...(Hee-eere's Johnny!)
 Watch him selling beer and dog food
 Hear him say...(Hee-eere's Johnny!)
 I got a letter from him just the other day
 He said, "You may already be a winner!"
 A trooper to the end
 A Clydesdale's best friend
 "Here's Johnny!" he says, and laughs in his special way
 "...Johnny!" he says, you know I love him
 "Here's Johnny!" he says, and that's the way he gets his pay
 What a living
 Oh...(Here's Johnny! Here's Johnny!) Wo-o-o, no
 (Here's Johnny! Here's Johnny!) No no no no no no, I don't believe it
 (Here's Johnny!) he says, and everytime it's just the same
 Ed McMahon's his name
 A very special guy... all right
 He's on every night
 Can't change the channel
 When he's sitting on the panel
 (Hee-eere's Johnny!)
 There he goes, he gives me goose bumps
 When he says...(Hey-O-Hey-Hey-O!)
 "Here's Johnny!" he says, and laughs in his special way
 "...Johnny!" he says, you know I love him
 "Here's Johnny!" he says, that seems to be his claim to fame
 Ed McMahon's his name