Happy Birthday

Happy birthday
 Happy birthday to you
 Happy birthday
 Happy birthday to you
 Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year
 We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
 You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat
 A million people every day are starving in the street
 Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
 Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
 There's garbage in the water
 There's poison in the sky
 I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die
 Happy birthday
 Happy birthday to you
 Happy birthday
 Happy birthday to you
 Well, what's the matter little friend? You think this party is the pits?
 Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits
 The monkeys in the Pentagon are gonna cook our goose
 Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse
 It doesn't take a military genius to see
 We'll all be crispy critters after World War III
 There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
 When they drop the big one, we all get fried
 Come on, boys and girls, sing along, okay?
 Happy birthday
 Happy birthday to you
 Happy birthday
 Happy birthday to you (wow!)
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 Well, there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight
 There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight
 There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
 Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed
 I guess you know the earth is gonna crash into the sun
 But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun
 So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take
 Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake
 Happy birthday
 Happy birthday to you
 Happy birthday
 Happy birthday to you (wow!)
 Happy birthday
 Happy birthday to you
 Happy birthday
 Happy birthday to you
 (Happy birthday!)
 And a pinch to grow an inch!