Gump (Parody of "Lump" by The Presidents of the United States)

Gump sat alone on a bench in the park
 "My name is Forrest", he'd casually remark
 Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets
 He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocolates
 He's Gump, he's Gump
 What's in his head?
 He's Gump, he's Gump, he's Gump
 Is he in-bred?
 Gump was a big celebrity
 He told JFK that he really had to pee
 He never feels too dumb because
 His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does
 He's Gump, he's Gump
 He's kinda square
 He's Gump, he's Gump, he's Gump
 What's with that hair?
 Wow!
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 Run, run
 Run, run, now Forrest, run
 Run
 Run like the wind now
 Run, run
 Run, run, now Forrest, run
 Stop!
 His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin' man
 His friend with no legs he called Lieutenant Dan
 His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut
 Went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt
 He's Gump, he's Gump
 He's not too bright
 He's Gump, he's Gump, he's Gump
 But he's alright
 Wow!
 Is this Gump out of his head?
 I think so
 Is this Gump really brain dead?
 I think so
 Yeah, woo!
 Did this Gump make lots of bread?
 I think so
 And that's all I have to say about that