Grapefruit Diet (Parody of "Zoot Suit Riot" by Cherry Poppin' Daddies)

Who's that waddlin' down the street?
 It's just me, 'cause I love to eat
 Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham
 Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!
 Every picture of me's
 Gotta be an aerial view
 Now my doctor tells me
 There's just one thing left to do
 Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
 Throw out the pizza and beer
 Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
 Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here
 Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
 Might seem a little severe
 Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
 I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear
 Blow, fatty!
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 Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce
 Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss
 Walked down an alley and I got stuck
 I got more rolls than a pastry truck
 When I'm all done eating
 I eat a little more
 When I leave a room
 First I gotta grease the door
 Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
 Can't have another éclair
 Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
 I gotta decrease my derriere
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 I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
 I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
 I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
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 No more pie now
 No more créme brulee
 Lay off the gravy
 And souffle
 No french fri-yi-yies now
 No ice cream parfait
 Mr. Cheese Nacho
 Stay away
 Oh, I think I'd sell my soul
 For a triple patty melt
 But I need a boomerang
 When I put on my belt
 Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
 Lay off the 3 Musketeers
 Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
 Until my big booty disappears
 Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
 Eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears
 Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
 'Cause I haven't seen my feet in years
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 I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
 I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
 I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
 I think I'm about ready for a Quarter Pounder with extra cheese
 I need a side order of onion rings
 And don't forget to Super-Size that
 Yeah