Germs

Sometimes I really want to be alone
 But that's one state I'm never in
 Because I know that I've got millions upon millions
 Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin
 (Germs) I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding
 (Germs) But they just come right back
 (Germs) I can't even see 'em, but I know they're up to something
 Hey, don't touch that - you don't know where it's been
 They're all over me
 They're inside of me
 Can't get 'em offa me
 I'm covered with ... microscopic bacteria
 What do they want from me
 What'll they do to me
 There's no escape for me
 I'm crawling with ... microscopic bacteria
 Now if I ever dare to go to sleep
 That's when they start their sneak attack
 In the morning I wake up in utter horror
 To find my teeth are covered with bacterial plaque
 (Germs) Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face
 (Germs) And there's more comin' every day
 (Germs) I never said that they could camp out on my body
 I wish they'd pack their tiny little bags and move away
 They're all over me
 They're inside of me
 Can't get 'em offa me
 I'm covered with ... microscopic bacteria
 What do they want from me
 What'll they do to me
 There's no escape for me
 I'm crawling with ... microscopic bacteria
 They're creepin' around my shorts
 They're under the bathroom sink
 They're ridin' inside my car
 They're swimmin' in my drink
 They're hidin' between my toes
 They're lurkin' in every kiss
 I got 'em way up my nose
 In every orafice
 I'm gonna show them who's boss
 I'm gonna get even yet
 Just gimme some Lysol spray
 Just hand me a moist towelette
 Don't tell me I'm paranoid
 I know that they're after me
 Look under the microscope
 See??
 They're all over me
 They're inside of me
 Can't get 'em offa me
 I'm covered with ... microscopic bacteria
 What do they want from me
 What'll they do to me
 There's no escape for me
 I'm crawling with ... microscopic bacteria
 They're all over me
 I can feel 'em all over me
 Over every part of me
 Microscopic bacteria
 I know they're watching me
 They're always watching me
 They're coming after me
 Microscopic bacteria
 Won't somebody help me
 Please somebody help me
 You've got to believe me
 They're out to get me
 They wanna control me
 They wanna destroy me
 They're tryin' to kill me
 It kind of upsets me