Frank's 2000" TV

Risin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sun
 It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone
 I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block
 What a lucky guy, I hear he got the last one in stock
 And the neighbors are just green
 They say, "That's the biggest screen we've ever seen!"
 It's Frank's 2000 inch TV (Frank's 2000 inch TV)
 Everybody come and see (Frank's 2000 inch TV)
 Frank's 2000 inch TV (Frank's 2000" TV)
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 That's Frank's remote control, you can look, but don't touch it, please
 'Cause Frank's the one in charge and he decides what everybody sees
 The picture's crystal clear and everything is magnified
 Robert DeNiro's mole has got to be ten feet wide
 Everybody in the town
 Can hear those 90, 000 watts of Dolby sound
 And I'm mighty proud to say (And I'm mighty proud to say)
 Now I can watch "The Simpsons" from thirty blocks away
 On Frank's 2000 inch TV (Frank's 2000 inch TV)
 Everybody come and see (Frank's 2000 inch TV)
 Frank's 2000 inch TV (Frank's 2000 inch TV)
 Everybody come and see (Frank's 2000 inch TV)
 I'm gonna get one of my own real soon
 It's like having a drive-in movie in your own living room
 Whoa, hey now, hey now na na na now
 Hey now, hey now na na now
 Frank's 2000 inch TV (Frank's 2000 inch TV)
 Everybody come and see (Frank's 2000 inch TV)
 Frank's 2000 inch TV (Frank's 2000 inch TV)
 Everybody come and see (Frank's 2000 inch TV)
 Frank's 2000 inch TV (Frank's 2000 inch TV)
 Got a two year warranty on parts and labor
 Frank's 2000 inch TV (Frank's 2000 inch TV)
 Frank's 2000 inch TV