Foil

I never seem to finish all my food
 I always get a doggie bag from the waiter
 So I just keep what's still unchewed
 And I take it home, save it for later
 But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation
 Microbes, enzymes, mould and oxidation
 I don't care, I've got a secret trick up my sleeve
 I never bother with baggies, glass jars, tupperware containers
 Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer
 I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight
 With aluminum foil (Foil)
 Never settle for less
 That kind of wrap is just the best
 To keep your sandwich nice and fresh
 Stick it in your cooler (Cooler)
 Eat it when you're ready
 Then maybe you'll choose (You'll choose, you'll choose, you'll choose)
 A refreshing herbal tea
 Mmm, lovely!
 Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code
 I've figured out these shadow organizations
 And the Illuminati know
 That they're finally primed for world domination
 And soon you've got black helicopters comin' cross the border
 Puppet masters for the New World Order
 Be aware: There's always someone that's watching you
 And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing
 Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning
 Don't mind that, I'm protected cause I made this hat
 From aluminum foil (Foil)
 Wear a hat that's foil lined
 In case an alien's inclined
 To probe your butt or read your mind
 Looks a bit peculiar ('culiar)
 Seems a little crazy
 But someday I'll prove (I'll prove, I'll prove, I'll prove)
 There's a big conspiracy