First World Problems

My maid is cleaning my bathroom, so I can't take a shower
 When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour
 I couldn't order off the breakfast menu, cause I slept in till two
 Then I filled up on bread, didn't leave any room for tiramisu
 Oh no, there's a pixel out in the corner of my laptop screen
 I don't have any bills in my wallet small enough for the vending machine
 Some idiot just called me up on the phone, what!? Don't they know how to text? OMG!
 I got
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 I bought too many groceries for my refrigerator
 Forgot my gardener's name, I'll have to ask him later
 Tried to fast forward commercials, can't - I'm watching live T.V
 I'm pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge ain't gluten free
 My barista didn't even bother to make a design in the foam on the top of my vanilla latte
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 Can't remember which car I drove to the mall
 My Sonicare won't recharge, now I gotta brush my teeth like a neanderathal
 The thread count on these cotton shes has got me itching
 My house is so big, I can't get WiFi in the kitchen
 Uh, I had to buy something I didn't even need just so I could qualify for free shipping on Amazon
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 (Laughing)