Fat

Your butt is wide
 Well, mine is too
 Just watch your mouth
 Or I'll sit on you
 The word is out
 Better treat me right
 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
 Ham on
 Ham on
 Ham on whole wheat
 Alright
 
 My zippers bust
 My buckles break
 I'm too much man for you to take
 The pavement cracks
 When I fall down
 I've got more chins than Chinatown
 Well, I've never used a phone booth
 And I've never seen my toes
 When I'm goin' to the movies
 I take up seven rows
 Because I'm fat!
 I'm fat!
 Sha-mon! (Really, really fat)
 Ya know I'm fat!
 I'm fat!
 You know it! (Really, really fat)
 Ya know I'm fat!
 I'm fat!
 Come on (Really, really fat)
 Ya know!
 Don't you call me pudgy, pordly, or stout
 Just tell me once again
 Who's fat?
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 When I walk out to get mail
 It measures on the Richter scale
 Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
 I'm the only one who gets a tan
 If I have one more pie a la mode
 I'm gonna need my own zipcode
 When you're only having seconds
 I'm havin' twenty-thirds
 When I go to get my shoes shined
 I gotta take their word
 Because I'm fat!
 I'm fat!
 Sha-mon! (Really, really fat)
 You know I'm fat!
 I'm fat!
 You know it! (Really, really fat)
 You know I'm fat!
 I'm fat!
 You know it! (Really, really fat)
 You know!
 And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
 Lemme tell you once again
 Who's fat?
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 If you see me coming your way
 Better give me plenty space
 If I tell you that I'm hungry
 Then wont you feed my face
 Because I'm fat!
 I'm fat!
 Sha-mon! (Really, really fat)
 You know I'm fat!
 I'm fat!
 You know it! (Really, really fat)
 You know I'm fat!
 I'm fat!
 You know it! (Really, really fat)
 You know!
 (When I sit around the house, I really sit around the house)
 Ya know I'm fat!
 I'm fat!
 Sha-mon! (Really, really fat)
 Ya know I'm fat!
 I'm fat!
 You know it! You know it! (Really really fat)
 You know! You know! You know! (Fat, fat, really, really fat)
 Come on!
 And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
 Lemme tell you once again
 You know I'm huge!
 I'm fat!
 You know it! (Really, really fat)
 You know I'm fat!
 You know! (Really, really fat)
 You know I'm fat!
 I'm fat!
 You know it! (Really, really fat)
 You know!
 And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
 Just tell me once again
 Who's fat?