Do I Creep You Out (Parody of "Do I Make You Proud" by Taylor Hicks)

I know that you don't know me very well
 We've barely met, but I can surely tell
 No one will ever love you like I do
 
 I like to feel the warm spot on your chair
 Sometimes I drool and usually I stare
 My precious one
 I saved that gum... that you threw in the garbage
 You're the one I dream about
 But the only question with me now
 Is do I creep you out?
 Every time I shake your hand, now
 Wanna stick your fingers in my mouth
 Well, do I creep you out?
 Call you every night and hang up
 Gonna carve your name in my leg
 In my leg
 Something I should ask about...
 Can I sniff the pit stains on your blouse?
 And do I creep you
 Do I creep you out?
 (Your restraining order's out)
 (Still the only question with me now)
 Oh the only question
 (Is, do I creep you out?)
 Is do I creep you out?
 Know exactly where you live now
 Follow you from work right to your house
 Well, do I creep you out?
 Do I creep you out?