Dare to Be Stupid

Put down that chainsaw and listen to me
 It's time for us to join in the fight
 It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
 It's time to let the bedbugs bite
 You better put all your eggs in one basket
 You better count your chickens before they hatch
 You better sell some wine before it's time
 You better find yourself an itch to scratch
 You better squeeze all the Charmin you can
 When Mr. Whipple's not around
 Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan
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 Talk with your mouth full
 Bite the hand that feeds you
 Bite off more than you chew
 What can you do?
 Dare to be stupid!
 Take some wooden nickels
 Look for Mr. Goodbar
 Get your mojo working now
 I'll show you how
 You can dare to be stupid!
 You can turn the other cheek
 You can just give up the ship
 You can eat a bunch of sushi then forget to leave a tip
 Dare to be stupid!
 Come on and dare to be stupid!
 It's so easy to do
 Dare to be stupid!
 We're all waiting for you
 Let's go!
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 It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
 So can I have a volunteer?
 There's no more time for crying over spilled milk
 Now it's time for crying in your beer
 Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
 Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet
 Then party 'till you're broke and they drive you away
 It's OK, you can dare to be stupid!
 It's like spitting on a fish
 It's like barking up a tree
 It's like they say you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free!
 Dare to be stupid!
 (Yes!)
 Why don't you dare to be stupid?
 It's so easy, so easy to do
 Dare to be stupid!
 We're all waiting for you
 Dare to be stupid!
 Burn your candle at both ends
 Look a gift horse in the mouth
 Mashed potatoes can be your friends
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 You can be a coffee achiever
 You can sit around the house and watch "Leave It to Beaver"
 The future's up to you
 So what you gonna do?
 Dare to be stupid, dare to be stupid!
 What did I say?
 Dare to be stupid!
 Tell me, what did I say?
 Dare to be stupid!
 It's all right
 Dare to be stupid!
 We can be stupid all night!
 Dare to be stupid!
 Come on, join the crowd
 Dare to be stupid!
 Shout it out loud!
 Dare to be stupid!
 I can't hear you!
 Dare to be stupid!
 Okay, I can hear you now
 Dare to be stupid!
 Let's go!
 Dare to be stupid!
 (Dare to be stupid!)
 Dare to be stupid!
 (Dare to be stupid!)
 Dare to be stupid!
 (Dare to be stupid!)
 Dare to be stupid!
 (Dare to be stupid!)