Christmas at Ground Zero

It's Christmas at ground zero
 There's music in the air
 The sleigh bells are ringing, and the carolers are singing
 While the air-raid sirens blare
 It's Christmas at ground zero
 The button has been pressed
 The radio just let us know
 That this is not a test
 Everywhere the atom bombs are dropping
 It's the end of all humanity
 No more time for last-minute shopping
 It's time to face your final destiny
 It's Christmas at ground zero
 There's panic in the crowd
 We can dodge debris while we trim the tree
 Underneath the mushroom cloud
 You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
 Or Jack Frost on your windowsill
 But if someone's climbing down your chimney
 You better load your gun and shoot to kill
 Oh, it's Christmas at ground zero
 And if the radiation level's okay
 I'll go out with you and see all the new
 Mutations on New Year's Day
 It's Christmas at ground zero
 Just seconds left to go
 I'll duck and cover with my Yuletide lover
 Underneath the mistletoe
 It's Christmas at ground zero
 Now the missiles are on their way
 What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked
 On this jolly holiday
 What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked
 On this jolly holiday