Callin' In Sick

Hit my snooze alarm for the twenty seventh time
 Just don't feel like goin' to work - I think I'll call my boss, then I'm
 Gonna hack and cough and wheeze
 Swear I got some strange disease
 What's that little twerp gonna say
 Hey
 
 I'm callin' in sick today
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 Callin' in sick today
 
 I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp
 I could spend all day in my underwear wathing "Ernest Goes To Camp"
 I could sit and count my hair
 I could burp my Tupperware
 I'm not busy anyway
 Hey
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 I'm callin' in sick today
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 Callin' in sick today
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 Ain't goin' to work, no way
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 Callin' in sick today
 
 I can do anything I want to
 I am invincible now
 I'm on fire, baby
 I'm alive, I'm alive, can you hear me, world?
 I'm alive
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 Maybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun
 And trying not to squint
 Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from
 My belly button lint
 When I'm sick of takin' abuse
 I just make up some lame excuse
 Freedom's just seven digits away
 Hey
 I'm callin' in sick today
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 Callin' in sick today
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 Ain't gonna work, no way
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 Callin' in sick today