Cable TV

I used to think my life was so empty
 I used to think life was passin' me by
 Well, I was just about ready
 To curl up and die
 But then one day I got a visit
 From the cable company
 Well, they hooked me up and plugged me right in
 And now I got cable TV
 And now I get to watch the stock report in Korean
 Midget wrestling on Channel Three
 It costs me 50 bucks a month just to see 'em
 Yeah, but that's all right with me
 I got cable TV (cable TV)
 A cable TV (cable TV)
 Oh, 83 channels of ecstasy
 I love my cable TV, yeah
 I love my cable TV
 I got the Siamese Faith Healer's Network
 The news and weather from Peru
 I got celebrity hockey
 The Racketball Channel too
 Bugs Bunny direct from Atlanta
 Mr. Wizard is on at five
 I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car
 So I can watch MTV while I drive
 I'm talkin' 'bout real quality programs
 The kind you just can't get for free
 Now I never wanna leave my apartment
 'Cause there's just so much for me to see
 On my cable TV (cable TV)
 A cable TV (cable TV)
 Well, if you need to find me you know where I'll be
 Watchin' my cable TV, yeah
 Watchin' my cable TV
 'Cause I love my cable TV, yeah
 I love my cable TV
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 My friends are gettin' kinda worried
 They think I'm turning into some kind of freak
 Oh, but they're just jealous 'cause I've seen Porky's
 27 times this week
 On my cable TV (cable TV)
 Cable TV (cable TV)
 Yeah, the greatest thing that's ever happened to me
 I love my cable TV, yeah
 I love my cable TV
 Well, I got to have cable TV, yeah
 I need my cable TV
 Well, I love, I love my cable TV
 I said I love cable TV
 Well, I got to have my cable TV, yeah
 Can't live without my cable TV
 I said, got to have some cable TV
 Got to have my cable TV
 I said, ooh, cable TV
 Got to have cable TV