Buy Me a Condo

Gonna buy me a condo
 Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
 Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
 Get a wallet full o' credit cards
 I'm gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow the lawn
 I'm gonna get me da T-shirt wit' the alligator on
 Whoa, used to live in Jamaica but I don't live there no more
 Had to change me lifestyle
 Do things I never done before
 So now, I'm just a lonely rastaman
 Living in this American town
 Gonna sell me Bob Marley records
 Gonna get me some Jackson Browne
 I'm gonna buy me a condo
 Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
 Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
 Get a wallet full o' credit cards
 I'm gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow the lawn
 I'm gonna get me da T-shirt wit' the alligator on
 Whoa, gonna cut off me dreadlocks
 Throw away all me ganja
 I'll have a tupperware party
 Maybe join me a health spa
 I'll get a bowl of plastic fruits
 And a microwave oven, too
 Then I'll have the neighbors over for a weenie barbeque
 Gonna buy me a condo
 Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
 Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
 Get a wallet full o' credit cards
 I'm gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow the lawn
 I'm gonna get me da T-shirt wit' the alligator on
 Ain't gonna work in the field no more
 Gonna be Amway distributor
 Ain't gonna work in the field no more (no, no)
 Gonna be Amway distributor
 (Ja) Ja, ja, ja, life is so very hard
 I need a (ja) ja, ja, ja jacuzi in me back yard
 I'm gonna buy me a condo
 Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
 Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
 Get a wallet full o' credit cards
 I'm gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow the lawn
 I'm gonna get me da T-shirt wit' the alligator on
 What'd you say?
 I'm gonna buy me a condo
 Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
 Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
 Get a wallet full o' credit cards
 I'm gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow the lawn
 I'm gonna get me da T-shirt wit' the alligator on
 What'd you say?
 I'm gonna buy me a condo
 Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
 Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
 Get a wallet full o' credit cards
 I'm gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow the lawn