Buckingham Blues

Gonna tell you a story about Chuck and Diane
 Couple British kids from the palace at Buckingham
 Chuckie wants to grow up and be a polo star
 And ride his little horsies all around the backyard, oh yeah
 You know they really paid their dues
 I said, "Hey, lawdy mama
 They got them Buckingham blues"
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 Now Chuckie goes hunting and leaves Diane alone
 So she fixes her hair and she talks on the princess phone
 Chuckie's still tryin' to figure out what his job's supposed to be
 And Diane's the fashion leader of the aristocracy
 I said, "Hey, Lady Di
 Tell me, where'd you get them shoes? Ah
 Well, hey nonny, nonny
 Looks like you got them Buckingham blues"
 Aw, bein' heir to the throne, well it must be awful hard
 Gotta pose for pictures out on the front yard
 And Lady Di, well, she must have it pretty rough
 Gotta hang around the house all day makin' babies and stuff
 Another game of croquet
 Then they're off on a Caribbean cruise
 Well hey bop-a-re-bop
 They really got them Buckingham blues
 Ah, tell the truth, now, tell the truth, wow
 
 I got my mojo workin'
 Yeah, woo, don't help me now
 Ah, hurt me mama, woo
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 They don't serve no Twinkies with their afternoon tea
 Never had a dinner made by Chef Boyardee
 Bein' in the spotlight is a hard life to choose
 Diane drops half a pound it's on the six o'clock news, oh yeah
 Those kids have really paid their dues
 Oh, what a royal pain it is
 When you got them Buckingham blues