Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars

They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago
 They looked so sweet and harmless
 Tell me, how was I to know
 They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my surprise
 They grew to forty thousand times their original size
 They started mutatin' right before my eyes
 Oh my
 Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
 A race from a distant place
 They came in UFOs shaped just like cuban cigars
 Man oh man, you oughta hear 'em squeal
 Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel
 Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
 The president, he's in a panic
 The pentagon, they're in shock
 There's a team of research scientists
 They got 'em workin' 'round the clock
 Now the National Guard is out in my back yard
 And the Marines'll be comin' around
 I hope they get these lousy rodents out of my town
 'Cause the property values are goin' way down now
 Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
 They're back and they're lookin' for a snack
 And they're not that fond of Burger Kings or salad bars
 I hope they're not plannin' to stay
 Who invited them here anyway
 Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
 Well, well, look at that hamster, he's as big as a blimp
 And there's one the size of central park
 They're using telephone pole to pick their teeth
 They're evil and nasty and they glow in the dark
 Oh, don't waste any more of your bullets, boys
 You know it just makes 'em mad when you shoot
 They're gonna stomp us into jelly and conquer the world
 But you gotta admit, they're really kinda cute, now
 Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
 What a racquet they're makin', Jack
 They keep me up at night playin' they're electric guitars
 Listen to 'em squeal
 They think the whole stinkin' world is their exercise wheel
 Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
 Hey Jack, you better watch your back
 Here come those hamsters from a planet near mars
 Well, well, it's called the
 Attack of the radioactive hamsters From a planet near Mars
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 A planet near Mars