When Velma Takes the Stand

Billy, I Been Thinkin' A Lot About My Trial. Couldn't I Just
 Show You What I Thought I Might Do On The Witness Stand?
 Go Ahead.
 Good! Hit It!
 Well Then, When I Got On The Stand I Thought I'd Take A Peek
 At The Jury. Then I'd Cross My Legs Like This, You Know.
 When Velma Takes The Stand
 Then, When Harrison Cross Examines Me, I Thought I'd Give 'Em
 This... And Then If He Yells At Me I Thought I'd Tremble Like
 This..."Ooh, No, Please Stop!"
 When Velma Takes The Stand
 Look At Little Vel
 See Her Give 'Em Hell
 When She Turns It On
 Ain't She Doin' Grand?
 She's Got 'Em Eating Out Of The Palm Of Her Hand!
 Then, I Thought I'd Let It All Be Too Much For Me, Like Real
 Dramatic. Then, I Thought I'd Get Thirsty And Say, "Please,
 Someone, Could I Have A Glass Of Water?"
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 When Velma Takes The Stand
 See That Kelly Girl
 Make That Jury Whirl
 When She Turns It On
 She's Gonna Get 'Em Goin'
 'Till She's Got 'Em Gone
 Ah! Ah! Ah! Then, I Thought I'd Cry. Buckets. Only I Don't
 Have Handkerchief - That's When I Have To Ask You For Yours!
 I Really Like That Part. Don't You? Then, I Get Up And Try To
 Walk; Oh, But I'm Too Weak, And I Slump And I Slump And I
 Slump And I Slump Until Finally, I Faint!
 When She Rolls Her Eyes
 Watch Her Take The Prize
 When Velma Takes The Stand!
 When Velma Takes The Stand!