All That Jazz

Come on, babe
 Why don't we paint the town?
 And all that jazz
 I'm gonna rouge my knees
 And roll my stockings down
 And all that jazz
 Start the car
 I know a whoopee spot
 Where the gin is cold
 But the piano's hot
 It's just a noisy hall
 Where there's a nightly brawl
 And all that jazz
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 Slick your hair
 And wear your buckled shoes
 And all that jazz
 I hear that Father Dip
 Is gonna blow the blues
 And all that jazz
 Hold on, hon'
 We're gonna bunny hug
 I bought some aspirin
 Down at United Drug
 In case you shake apart
 And want a brand new start
 To do that jazz (skeedo)
 And all that jazz, watch out, whoopee
 And all that jazz
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 It's just a noisy hall
 Where there's a nightly brawl
 And all that jazz
 Listen, uh, your husband ain't home
 Is he?
 No, her husband is not at home
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 Find a flask
 We're playing fast and loose
 And all that jazz
 Right up here
 Is where I store the juice
 And all that jazz
 Come on, babe
 We're gonna brush the sky
 I betcha Lucky Lindy
 Never flew so high
 'Cause in the stratosphere
 How could she lend an ear
 To all that jazz?
 Oh, you're gonna see your
 Sheba shimmy shake
 And all that jazz
 Oh, she's gonna shimmy
 'Til her garters break
 And all that jazz
 Show her where to park her girdle
 Oh, her mother's blood'll curdle
 (If she'd hear her baby's queer)
 For all that jazz
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 And all that jazz
 Come on, babe
 Why don't we paint the town?
 And all that jazz
 (And all that jazz)
 I'm gonna rouge my knees
 And roll my stockings down
 And all that jazz
 (And all that jazz)
 Start the car
 I know a whoopee spot
 Where the gin is cold
 But the piano's hot
 It's just a noisy hall
 Where there's a nightly brawl
 And all that
 So that's final huh Fred?
 Yeah, I'm afraid so Roxy
 Oh Fred (oh Fred)
 Yeah?
 Nobody walks out on me
 Sweetheart!
 Oh don't sweetheart me, you son of a bitch
 Roxy!
 (Gotcha, whoopee, jazz)
 
 I gotta pee
 No, I'm no one's wife
 But, oh, I love my life
 And all that jazz
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 That jazz