Me & the Minibar

Bring two prefix dinners up
 I? ll unwrap the plastic cups
 It's just us, my love
 It's just us, my love
 I will make the room up nice
 Put your insides all on ice
 It was real, true love
 It was real, true love
 Close all the windows
 Put signs on the handles
 And strip down to my dun, dun, duns
 You have gone so far
 You have gone so far
 And tonight
 Its just me and the minibar
 Candles from the Walmart that
 Every city's got to have
 That I bought last night
 That I bought last night
 I was so excited to
 Do such normal things with you
 When you left last night
 With your toothbrush dry
 No such details will spoil my plan
 That is the kind of girl I am
 Ha, ha, ha
 Can you hear Room 318?
 Man, they're really happening
 They're a wild bunch
 They're a wild bunch
 But if they just knew
 What my night was coming to
 God, would they vomit and run?
 You have gone so far
 You have gone too far
 So tonight
 It's just me and the minibar
 Nobody else
 And I sing at the top of my lungs
 Happy birthday us
 Happy birthday us