Dirty Business

Raise your glass
 We have incorporated
 Place your bets
 We're all so sick of waiting
 Queen takes jack
 You got me this time but I'll get you back
 So pick a number
 To all the ones who tried the most
 Was I supposed to cheer your efforts
 Sorry that I chose so poorly
 Golly gee am I the poster girl?
 She's the kind of girl who looks for love in all the lonely places
 The kind who comes to poker pockets stuffed with kings and aces
 She's the kind of girl who only asks you over when its raining
 Just to make you lie there catching water dripping from the ceiling
 Lift your hats
 Off to the checkout girls with tattooed backs
 They'd make an angels skin crawl
 If you ask them for assistance
 There's an even chance
 You'll get a number
 To all the girls at pearl, the surly boys who get to masticate them
 I've a prize for each and every one of you so just be patient
 To all the ones that hated me the most a toast
 You really had me
 Going for a second I was nervous
 Boy am I the poster girl?
 She's the kind of girl who gets her slings and arrows from the dumpster
 The kind who tell you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
 She's the kind of girl who leaves out condoms on the bedroom dresser
 Just to make you jealous of the men she fucked before you met her
 To all the ones who thought they knew me best a test to prove your prowess
 Who was mine in Ninety-nine? I want last names and current status
 To all the ones who hated me the most a toast you really had me going for second
 I was nervous boy am I the poster girl
 For some suburban sickness?
 Better keep a healthy distance
 Now its up to you know what to do
 It's pretty dirty business