First Orgasm

It is a Thursday
 I get up early
 It is a challenge
 I'm usually lazy
 I make some coffee
 I eat some rice chex
 And then I sit down
 To check my inbox
 I only read a word or two
 I stare across the street and see the churches and the blue
 The first orgasm of the morning
 Is cold and hard as hell
 There won't be any second coming
 As far as I can tell
 I arch my back cause
 I'm very close now
 It's very cold here
 By the window
 There are some school kids
 Yelling and running
 They barely notice
 That I am cumming
 The first orgasm of the morning
 Is like a fire drill
 It's nice to have a little warning
 But not enjoyable
 I am too busy to have friends
 A lover would just complicate my plans
 So I will never look for love again
 I'm taking matters into my own hands
 I'm taking matters into my own hands
 I think I could last at least a week without someone to hold me
 I think I could last at least a week without someone to hold me
 Won't you hold me, won't you hold me