Delilah

There's no end to the love you can give
 When you change your point of view to underfoot very good
 You may be flat but you're breathing
 And there's no doubt he's at home in his room
 Probably watching porn of you from the fall
 It's last call and you're the last one leaving
 And you thought you could change the world
 By opening your legs
 Well it isn't very hard
 Try kicking them instead
 And you thought you could change his mind
 By changing your perfume to the kind his mother wore
 Oh God Delilah why?
 I never met a more impossible girl
 In this same bar where you slammed down your hand
 And said Amanda, I'm in love, no you're not
 You're just a sucker for the ones who use you
 And it doesn't matter what I say or do
 The stupid bastard's gonna have his way with you
 You're an unrescuable schizo
 Or else you're on the rag
 If you take him back
 I'm gonna lose my nerve
 I never met a more impossible girl
 At four o'clock he got off and you called up
 I'm down at Denny's on route one
 And you won't guess what he's done
 Is that a fact Delilah?
 Larry tap let you in through the back
 And use his calling card again
 For a quick hand of gin
 You are impossible, Delilah, the princess of denial
 And after seven years in advertising you are none the wiser
 You're an unrescuable schizo
 Or else you're on the rag
 'Cause if you take him back
 I'm gonna lose my nerve
 He's gonna beat you like a pillow
 You schizos never learn
 And if you take him home
 You'll get what you deserve
 I never met a more impossible girl
 So don't cry Delilah
 You're still alive Delilah
 You need a ride Delilah
 Let's see how fast this thing can go
 Let's see how fast this thing can go
 Let's see how fast this thing can go