Welcome to My World

sitting in my boxers eating apple jacks
 welcome to my world, welcome to my world
 whacking it to late night cinemax
 welcome to my world
 jagermeister and captain crunch
 nicotine and the brady bunch
 i'm building a boat out of pudding cups
 welcome to my world
 welcome to my world
 non-stop no-girl action without you
 this old shirt is starting to stink
 i don't give a damn what people think
 i can take a leak in the kitchen sink
 welcome to my world
 no you needn't shed a tear
 'cause I've got waffles and I've got beer
 and i've got mr. belvedere
 welcome to my world
 welcome to my world
 non-stop no-girl action without you
 don't want to be here
 don't want to be here tonight
 can't stand another episode of cheers tonight
 i hate that woody
 i hate diane
 frasier and norm
 and that dumbass mailman!