(You're) Timeless to Me

Styles keep a changin'
 The world's rearrangin'
 But Edna, you're timeless to me
 Hemlines are shorter
 A beer costs a quarter
 But time cannot take what comes free
 You're like a stinky old cheese, babe
 Just gettin' riper with age
 You're like a fatal disease, babe
 But there's no cure, so let this fever rage
 Some folks can't stand it, say time is a bandit
 But I take the opposite view
 Cause when I need a lift, time brings a gift
 Another day with you
 A twist or a waltz
 Is all the same schmaltz
 With just a change in the scenery
 You'll never be old hat
 That's that!
 You're timeless to me
 Oh, Wilbur!
 Fads keep a-fadin', Castro's invading!
 But Wilbur, you're timeless to me
 Hairdos are higher, mine feels like barbed wire
 But you say I'm chic as can be!
 You're like a rare vintage ripple
 A vintage they'll never forget
 So pour me a teeny weenie triple
 And we can toast the fact we ain't dead yet!
 I can't stop eating
 Your hairline's receding
 Soon there'll be nothing at all
 So, you'll wear a wig
 While I roast a pig
 Hey! Pass the Geritol
 Glenn Miller had brass, that Chubby Checker's a gas
 But they all pass eventually
 You'll never be passé, hip hooray!
 You're timeless to me
 (They dance.)
 You're like a broken down chevy
 All you need is a fresh coat of paint
 And Edna, you got me goin' hot and heavy
 You're fat and old, but baby, boring you ain't!
 Some folks don't get it, but we never fret it
 'Cause we know that time is our friend
 Yeah it's plain to see that you're stuck with me
 Until the bitter end
 And we got a kid
 Who's blowin' the lid
 Off the Turnblad family tree
 You'll always hit the spot
 Big shot!
 You're timeless to me
 You'll always be du jour
 Mon amour
 You're timeless to me
 You'll always be first string
 Ring-a-ding-ding!
 You're timeless to me
 You're timeless to me
 You're timeless to me
 You're timeless to me
 Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha