The Spectrum of Sexuality

The modern world's a sexual cornucopia
 We take comfort knowing if we're this or that
 No longer simply straight or gay, there's a mind-boggling array
 And we all are searching for a home to hang our boner's hat
 Let's begin with the simple andro-sexual
 That's an any-gendered person who fucks men
 But if there's a part-time dickin' and also ladies you'll be sticking
 Then you could be bi or cisgen-MSM
 Now should you require romance to get you into no pants
 Then a demi-sexual is what you'd be
 And the omnisexual or pan will bed all genders, understand?
 While polysexuals don't fuck all just two or three
 Yes, siree on the spectrum of sexuality
 So, you're telling me there's a category for everybody?
 I don't believe it
 Oh, Yeah? Try me
 I sashayed like a nancy boy to make ladies shriek
 A gender-normative gynophile with a homophobic streak
 I was a femme andro-genoid from a distant outer space
 A polysexual gender non-conformist textbook case
 I died from drugs and heartbreak forced to hide my same-sex love
 I fucked ladies who fucked ladies who fucked me
 Hmm, a classic closeted, bisexual and a philandering cisgen male
 There's a name for anything you care to be, don't you see?
 On the spectrum of sexuality
 Some prefer to be alone when they get naughty
 They're only turned on by the sight of their own body
 Well, it's logical as it's lexical, they're simply auto-sexual
 Like, oh, so many more from sea to sea
 Whatever horny predilection makes you wet or prompts erection
 It's all there, on the spectrum of sexuality