I don't give a fuck - these rappers, they are hella plain
 Wrap my lyrics around their heads like fuckin' cellophane
 Half these rappers are bitch made, they hella fake
 Gay pride weekend is their time to celebrate
 I got money in my pocket but I'm pretty frugal
 I'm your worst fucking nightmare, I'm Freddy Kruger
 Totally in tune with treachery, my secret recipe
 An evil leprechaun that carries lethal weaponry
 Little Monster spitting crazy, your uncommon fluid
 I'm a little bit explosive like I'm bombing fluid
 Atomic music, strong, abusive, I'm a blond reclusive
 My mind is totally gone, little King Kong, I'm gruesome
 I got a killer flow, I'm fierce and I am militant
 That means the kids ain't fuckin' lying when I'm killin' shit
 Used to be a little fuckin' party crasher
 But now it's the invasion of the body snatchers
 I jump off stage, they gon' probably catch me
 In the mosh pit, I'm awfully obnoxious, batshit
 Get stabbed with a chopstick
 Demented goblin with mental problems
 My heads revolving
 Madchild, you were fuckin' with the wrong guy
 He'll banzai and do a fuckin' swan dive
 I'm Madchild, on the mic I squash kids
 I'm apeshit, jump into a booth and break shit
 Little bad wolf drooling in a blue bonnet
 Mentally I'm fucking plagued like the bubonic
 Ain't nobody fucking with me cause I'm too on it
 Iron packer, guerrilla fighter, and data pirate
 My songs are sad and violent, that's why I got mad admirers
 I'm like a fucking tank destroyer, I'm an evil infant
 My family love me but these other people keep their distance
 Please believe it, I'm an evil egomaniac
 Kids, they hear these crazy raps
 And jump for joy like Shady's back
 I could've made it but I lost to fucking [?]
 A sneaky fuck like I was Marky Mark in Contraband
 These words exploding in my mouth like fucking pop rocks
 Feel like I'm racing Father Time holding a stop watch
 Things are slowly heating up like in a crock-pot
 Top notch, you don't like it? Suck a dick with crotch rot
 Yo, my voice is poisonous, my lyrics are the lethal-est
 Captain of the ship and I am fly like the Prometheus
 Half man, half immortal, call me Theseus
 Demigod to all these creepy people, I'm the freakiest
 I'm filled with venom and my face look like a bulldog
 Smoking since I'm twelve, sounding like a baby bullfrog
 And when it comes to spitting bars, I'm a lifer, the Pied Piper
 B-Rabbit, no Mekhi Phifer
 Nobody fuck with me you celibate fucks
 You could suck a donkey's dick and lick an elephant's cunt
 I'm a hell of irrelevant, wrath star, a black heart
 Nascar, I'm a fast car, the track star
 I've got the sickness, voices talking in my head
 Wouldn't mind but hear 'em talking and I think they want me dead
 They're plotting to assassinate the emperor with a temper
 I'm trying to find some balance in my life and find my center
 Listening to your asses like I'm suffering, huffing chlorophyll
 Morally I'm shallow, orally - welcome to horrorville
 The devil's reject, I'll paint a lousy portrait
 Then move into a haunted house filled with a thousand corpes
 I sit in dark corners laughing at myself
 I'm a one way, third class passenger to hell
 And I have caused catastrophes, I'm casting up a spell
 I'm a bastard, mentally a disaster, you could tell