Cheesecake Truck

So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck
 Because I figured at the end of the day
 I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home
 And I love cheesecake
 So I went to the cheesecake company
 And they asked me if I could drive a truck
 And I said yes and they said you're hired
 So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes
 And I drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesecake
 So I pulled over and I opened the trunk and I got a cheesecake
 And I also took one for later
 And I took one for my friend Farmboy
 And I took one to bring home
 And by that time I had eaten one of the cheesecakes
 So I took another one
 Then I figured I might as well
 Stop at my house to drop off all the cheesecakes
 So I take five cakes to eat on the way
 And I drive another block and a half to my house
 Now it's lunchtime
 So I eat ten cheesecakes and a cheesecake for desert
 I should point out by the way
 That all of these cheesecakes were very delicious
 Anyway, I decided that the only thing to do
 Would be to eat all the rest of the cheesecakes
 And hide the truck somewhere and leave town
 And I miss everybody a lot
 But I'm not really sorry