Jesus was Way cool

Jesus was way cool
 Everybody liked Jesus
 Everybody wanted to hang out with him
 Anything he wanted to do, he did
 He turned water into wine
 And if he wanted to
 He could have turned wheat into marijuana
 Or sugar into cocaine
 Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
 He walked on the water
 And swam on the land
 He would tell these stories
 And people would listen
 He was really cool
 If you were blind or lame
 You just went to Jesus
 And he would put his hands on you
 And you would be healed
 That's so cool
 He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
 He could've told the future
 He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
 He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
 He could've danced better than Barishnikov
 Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
 Jesus was way cool
 He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
 That's so cool
 Jesus was so cool
 But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
 So they killed him
 But then he rose from the dead
 He rose from the dead, danced around, and went up to heaven
 I mean, that's so cool
 Jesus was way cool
 No wonder there are so many Christians