Your Mother's Got a Penis

That's right you know what I'm saying
 Your mother's offered me the goods, I'm not paying
 It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke
 Summit funny to say when I was havin' a smoke
 I first heard off this bloke there's fuckin' rumor going 'round
 Your mothers reputation is not sound she's saving up her penny's
 To make them into pounds to have an operation swap her gender round
 It's a shock to me and it's a shock to your mother got a beard
 Sandles and a penis too it don't look right see when she's walking
 Down the street to see her ball bag jigging to the beat, I said
 Your mother's got a penis
 Your mother's got a penis
 Your mother's got a penis
 That's right your mother's got a penis
 In Internet rooms or computer main frames there's lots of females
 Bite your mothers blue veins not the ones in her legs
 Or the backs of her arms but the ones remember she hid in the gown
 She walks around proud with her short dress on which sometimes
 Exposes the tip of her dong often it's dripping and sometimes it's dry
 No matter when I see her there's a tear in my eye
 I thought I had to tell you and I put it in a letter but I thought
 Fuck that a song is much better the only way to do it
 To really let you know I can prove it cos' I gave it a blow
 It was purly accidental cos' she got me really drunk
 And she made me kiss her elephant trunk you know why?
 That's right your mothers got a penis
 Your mother's got a penis
 Your mother's got a penis
 Your mother's got a penis
 That's right your mother's got a penis
 Your mother's got a penis
 Your mother's got a penis
 Your mother's got a penis
 That's right your mother's got a penis
 When she walks down the street then she walks like John Wayne
 I just see her pissing standing up again it don't make no sense
 When you see hidden here and there she got a cock and balls
 With real pubic hair with a single eye that sometimes weeves
 Since she's lyin' on her bed then she rubs it on the sheets
 Saw her rub against the door or the back of your neck
 If your mother's around then you make her double check
 I hate to tell you with all due respect take your mother
 To the doctors cos' her front bum's recked you know why?
 Your mother's got a penis
 (Come on Wembly)
 Your mother's got a penis
 (Your mother's got a penis)
 Your mother's got a penis
 Your mother's got a penis
 (Put your hands in the air Wembly)
 Your mother's got a penis
 That's right your mother's got a penis
 Your mother's got a penis
 (Yeah!)
 Your mother's got a penis
 (Wembly arena!)
 Your mother's got a penis
 (I can feel the electricity! Come on!)
 Your mother's got a penis
 That's right your mother's got a penis
 For the 18th week running, the UK Rap group
 The GLC hold the number one position of the U.S billboard chart
 With another smash hit, 'Your mother's got a penis'
 Come here boys, have you never seen a woman with a cock before?
 Come here, come on look at it bouncing up and down
 I'll stick it in you come here, a woman with a cock tiny
 Yeah, it's the truth man, his mother have actually got a penis