Half Man Half Machine

Binatone Spectrum, Pacman, Commodore
 ZX-81, donkey kong, fucking high score
 Push it to the limit, couldn't push it any more
 Wanna be a fucking robot after smoking loads of draw
 Bought a speak and spell, stuck it to my chest
 And wraps some fucking TIN FOIL to my head and to my vest
 Walking down the stret, my next door neighbours not impressed
 I'm a robot and buying ten fags is my quest
 Eggsie's gone too far, he thinks he's robocop
 He's covered in tinfoil and he's got matching metal socks
 We tried to sedate him but he fucking escaped
 The man robot myth starts to escalate
 He tries to sell himself standing in curries
 But if the police turn up, he runs in a fucking hurry
 He tries to plug himself in the mains with his nob
 And when he's fully recharged he goes out on the rob
 Half man, half machine
 What does it mean?
 What does it mean?
 Half man, half machine
 What does it mean?
 What does it mean?
 Being a robot in my digital domain
 Enter my world, feel my pain
 I'm not like other people you might see or you might know
 I made love to a BBC micro
 Touching on the disk drive, the monitor got hot
 I knew from then, I was a motherfucking robot
 Bill Gates from Microsoft, Stephen Hawking's voice
 And fucking Lara Croft
 I built a lab, secret in my loft
 And built a special costume that would help me to jack off
 I sat there in front of the screen
 For many years, this had been my wet dream
 Now I've reched it, I'm finally there
 Like terminator being filmed in Aberdare
 So alone, when people stop and stare
 Like C3PO but with pubes and hair
 Robot Love
 Robot
 Robotic Breakdancing
 Robot
 The doctors found a nut
 They said he was an headcase
 'cos he sticks silver and cans on his face
 Sucking off antennas and trying to fuck the fridge
 And burnt his pubic wig, with the high voltage
 I am a robot
 My prime directive is to's go to's the shops
 And buy's ten fags
 Do's you's compute?
 He wants to buy ten fags, his destination is the shops
 A tinfoil suit and a hat like Robocop
 If your ask him then he'll do a bodypop
 Like terminator, yeah he just won't stop
 Put electical cable down through the eye of his cock
 Plugged it in the wall and gave himself a big shock
 The reason that he did it wasn't to give himself pain
 Watching Terminator over again and again
 Fuck man, get him, fucking restrain him man
 get him fucking, fucking get him down man
 inject him man, get him down
 He's fucking nuts spa and he's losing it
 Help me man, just get him fucking...
 Half man, half machine
 What does it mean?
 What does it mean?
 Half man, half machine
 What does it mean?
 What does it mean?
 Half man, half machine
 What does it mean?
 What does it mean?